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Hen Party Dickhead Straws

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Hen Party Dickhead Straws

In Stock SKU · SLI247MUL1
£8.99

The Dickheads Straws are ideal funny gifts for sucking down one too many. 8 Straws, 4 white and 4 black.

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The Hen Party Dickhead Straws: a set of 8 novelty drinking straws (4 white, 4 black) shaped as cartoon phalluses. Hen-party / stag-do / themed-event novelty piece; functional drinking straws but the joke is the point.

Plastic straw construction with moulded shaping at the top; standard straight-pull through the body. 60g for the pack.

Single-use design rather than reusable straws. The plastic is not microwave-safe (would warp); use with cold drinks only. Recyclable as standard plastic if your local council accepts plastic straws; check before disposal.

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Phthalate Free
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8714273044082
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12

UK Delivery

Free standard delivery on UK orders over £20. Standard delivery £3.95 below threshold. Tracked 24 from £5.95.

Returns

Unused, sealed items can be returned within 14 days. For hygiene reasons, opened intimate products cannot be returned.

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Is Hen Party Dickhead Straws body-safe?

Yes. every product in our catalogue is screened for body-safe materials before stocking. We do not list jelly rubber, PVC or untested TPE blends.

What lubricant should I use with Hen Party Dickhead Straws?

Lubricant compatibility depends on the product material, check the product description above for the manufacturer guidance, or see our beginner's lubricant guide.

How do I clean Hen Party Dickhead Straws?

Warm water and fragrance-free antibacterial soap is the universal starting point. Material-specific guidance (sterilisation, conditioning, drying) is in the product description and our guide to cleaning sex toys.

Will the delivery be discreet?

Every UK order ships in plain unmarked packaging from our British warehouse. The return-address label reads only "BBox Ltd", never the brand or category. Card statements show the same "BBox Ltd" descriptor. Free UK delivery on orders over £30.

Can I return Hen Party Dickhead Straws if I'm not happy with it?

Yes. within 30 days of delivery, provided the hygiene seal has not been broken. UK Consumer Contracts Regulations 2013 exempt goods sealed for health protection from the standard right to return once that seal is broken. Faulty items are covered by a 1-year warranty regardless of seal status. See our returns policy.

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