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Rude Shaped Egg Fryer
Rude Shaped Egg Fryer
Rude Shaped Egg Fryer

Spencer and Fleetwood

Rude Shaped Egg Fryer

In Stock SKU · E20653
£7.99

Our rude shaped egg fryer is perfect for all kinds of kinky cuisine. Just right for that valentines breakfast. Why not serve up a big willie burger or a sweet penis pancake and set the mood for the day. Erotic and eggciting.

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The Spencer and Fleetwood Rude Shaped Egg Fryer: a novelty egg fryer that produces a rudely-shaped fried egg (a stylised penis silhouette). Designed as a Valentine's-breakfast / kinky-cuisine novelty gift.

Metal construction with handle at 100g; standard frying pan compatibility.

Use as any frying-pan accessory: heat the pan, oil lightly, crack an egg into the mould. Hand-wash with warm soapy water; don't soak (metal handle may corrode if submerged long-term). Air-dry. A novelty gift / themed-breakfast piece rather than a serious kitchen tool.

washing
Hand wash
colour
Black
colourhex
#000000
flexibility
Firm
forwho
Both
material
Metal
ean
5022782666286
casesize
24

UK Delivery

Free standard delivery on UK orders over £20. Standard delivery £3.95 below threshold. Tracked 24 from £5.95.

Returns

Unused, sealed items can be returned within 14 days. For hygiene reasons, opened intimate products cannot be returned.

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Frequently asked

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Is Rude Shaped Egg Fryer body-safe?

Yes. every product in our catalogue is screened for body-safe materials before stocking. We do not list jelly rubber, PVC or untested TPE blends.

What lubricant should I use with Rude Shaped Egg Fryer?

Lubricant compatibility depends on the product material, check the product description above for the manufacturer guidance, or see our beginner's lubricant guide.

How do I clean Rude Shaped Egg Fryer?

Warm water and fragrance-free antibacterial soap is the universal starting point. Material-specific guidance (sterilisation, conditioning, drying) is in the product description and our guide to cleaning sex toys.

Will the delivery be discreet?

Every UK order ships in plain unmarked packaging from our British warehouse. The return-address label reads only "BBox Ltd", never the brand or category. Card statements show the same "BBox Ltd" descriptor. Free UK delivery on orders over £30.

Can I return Rude Shaped Egg Fryer if I'm not happy with it?

Yes. within 30 days of delivery, provided the hygiene seal has not been broken. UK Consumer Contracts Regulations 2013 exempt goods sealed for health protection from the standard right to return once that seal is broken. Faulty items are covered by a 1-year warranty regardless of seal status. See our returns policy.

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